18 Senate and 9 House Republicans voted in favor of the $1.7 trillion omnibus spending bill. The bill was then passed by the House and will become law once it is signed by President Joe Biden while he vacations in St. Croix on the backs of some generous donors that received a state dinner invite. Pay to play is alive and well! 

The professing ‘conservatives’ claim that their vote ensures the government will not be shut down and they have saved America! And Ukraine!

Earlier in the week Ukrainian President, Volodymyr Zelensky, visited the White House dressed like a strip club owner. He then delivered a speech to Congress demanding more money from American taxpayers.

Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) went so far as to say that Ukraine is “the number one priority for the United States right now.”

Since when is Ukraine the number one priority for the carpenter in Topeka who is struggling with getting supplies? Or the waitress in Tucson that just picked up an extra shift in order to pay her monthly rent? How about the barber in Buffalo who’s heating cost are up 25% from two years ago?

These life-long Washington DC swamp bureaucrats are as in tune with their surroundings as Joe Biden would be at a Black Jack table.

Cocaine Mitch went on to say that, “Admittedly, I am pretty proud of the fact…we were able to achieve through this omnibus spending bill, essentially all of our promises.”

There is nothing in this massive inflation boondoggle that would make America “proud.” It is 4000+ pages of pork that would cause a Georgia hog farmer to blush.

McConnell and his GOP goon squad just continue to show us why the Republican party still sucks.

America’s Need Not Met

This monstrosity omnibus bill does NOT provide the United States with border security funding, a major pressing issue. But it does send funding to Jordan, Lebanon, Egypt, Tunisia, and Oman to help secure their borders.

The American people cannot have proper legislation without heaps of wokeness being invoked in every bill coming from Capitol Hill.

Here are just a few examples in this omnibus spending bill.

LGBTQ+ Pork

This bill will funnel millions of taxpayer dollars to LGBTQ+ groups. Known entities that peddle radical gender ideology with much of the funding going to organizations that target our youth.

$105,000 will go to a “mentoring program for LGBTQ youth” at Big Brothers Big Sisters of Greater Pittsburgh. It’s a no-go for the straight kids.

$1 million is off to Zora’s House. A “co-working and community space built by and for women and gender expansive people of color” in Ohio. This not only eliminates the heterosexual women, but gay Caucasian women are not welcome.

Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) had one of his pet projects funded by sending $856,000 for “facilities and equipment” to a New York LGBT center.

More pork from the omnibus bill is going to New York. “In Our Own Voices, Inc.” will be the recipient of $750,000. Their goal is to “strengthen the voices” of LGBT people of color and increase their “capacity for combating oppression and marginalization.” Again, gays with low melanin counts need not come.

White and heterosexual is the new evil to the woke world!

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) also has her hands in the woke cookie jar by diverting $663,250 for the New York Historical Societies American LGBTQ+ Museum Partnership Project. Oddly enough, she voted “no” on the bill but somehow managed to get her legislation in it. 

Climate Pork

Nothing says “woke” more than telling scary weather Boogeyman stories around the zero carbon campfire. As if the mislabeled “Inflation Reduction Act” didn’t throw enough money at the mythical weather creature, this whopper of a bill keeps it going.

$400,000 is set aside for the placement of at-risk young adults into the “green jobs industry.” Most of those jobs that are labeled as “green” are located in China which happens to be one of the world’s largest carbon polluters.

$200,000 will go to the Rhode Island AFL-CIO’s “climate jobs workforce training initiative.” This one may take the cake for the most generic of all. We all know this will end up in a Rhode Island slush fund that eventually gets filtered back to the DNC for campaign initiatives.

Texas State University will get $2 million for an initiative of “climate change impact on water.” That’s a significant sum of money to solidify the well established fact that when it rains the water will rise. But hey, another $2 million in the endowment coffer for TSU! Go Bobcats!

Universities will continue to rake in the taxpayer dough with this colossal omnibus spending bill. The University of Illinois is getting $2 million for a “community-driven air quality and environmental justice assessment.” Racial “justice” is no longer the lone variable in Leftistan!

The Aloha State will absorb $10 million for a “Zero Emission Bus Program.” Climate activist will be adamant that it was the bus emissions that caused the Mauna Loa Volcano to erupt on the Big Island in November of 2022. They would be equally hard pressed to prove that bus emissions caused the same volcano to erupt in 1932.

Equity Pork

The woke pork cannot be rounded off appropriately if there isn’t some racial sprinkling within the omnibus spending bill.

Senator Schumer definitely made sure that his home state would benefit from such a deal. Brooklyn, New York will get $750,000 for the acquisition of a building to create the “Brooklyn Center for Social Justice, Entrepreneurship and the Arts.”

The Universities at Shady Grove in Rockville, Maryland is taking home $956,000 for “The Equity Incubator.” The schools website states this is an eight week entrepreneur boot camp for woman and minorities. White dudes stay home. You just are not allowed to be entrepreneurs in the woke world.

The city of Sacramento, California will receive $300,000 to help with the “Neighborhood Equity Initiative.” Their website states that “equity is when all people have just treatment” but goes on to essentially cast aside Caucasian men as part of the initiative. Odd how that works. They’re all for equity until they’re not.

Extra Pork

Narcissistic politicians and their spouses seem to always benefit from these gargantuan omnibus bills.

Sen. Richard Shelby (R-AL) who is retiring and just happens to be one of the authors of the bill, will have an FBI building named after him in his home state.

Another author of the bill and another retiree, Sen. Patrick Leahy (D-VT) , will have $30 million sent to the Patrick Leahy Bullet-Proof Vest Partnership Grant Program. Leahy will also have a school lunch program named after him. The bill also renames the Lake Champlain Basin Program as the Patrick Leahy Lake Champlain Basin Program. America just couldn’t survive without the name Shelby on the Alabama FBI building or Leahy in front of the Patrick Leahy Farm to School Program.

I cannot end this montage without mentioning the $3,617,500 awarded to the Michelle Obama walking trail. That’s an awfully long stroll from the oppression of Martha’s Vineyard to Decatur, Georgia.

Pork Currency

Pork currency is the currency of corruption in Washington DC. It is peddled by Democrats and Republicans alike. This massive $1.7 trillion omnibus spending bill will do nothing short of causing inflation to worsen and stagnate our economy even more in a time when many are struggling.

Single legislation is not even discussed or thought about inside the beltway these days. It’s high time these boondoggle porker bills come to an end. We have to hold our representatives accountable.

Single legislation or none at all!